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I have a collection of PHAC t-files from the '90s that I kept along, and t-files from a couple of writing groups I was loosely affiliated with.
It's nice to remember when we thought the next Hunter S. Thompson would
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<oink> The Absolute Truth About the Fossil Pigs! <oink>
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Hi there, heathens, and all you froods quite curious about the
Fossil Pigs. I'm here to deliver the gospel, pure and simple. Listen and
be anointed with the everlasting truth!
Although you may not know it, the Screaming Lifeforms are probably
taking a Huge bite out of your otherwise comfy caterpillar-busting ranch
egg kouch potato life. You know that ringing in your ears when you're
trying to think, take a test, or get to sleep? THOSE are the Screaming Lifeforms at work. They're eating your brain cells at an alarming rate,
and each time they crack another cell membrane inside your little ol'
noodle, they scream with orgasmic pleasure. Since this is occurring at
an incredible speed and there are a humungous number of them, it all
comes together as one low-level whine.
THIS, my friend, is the fundamental theorem of the Fossil Pigs. The
Screaming Lifeforms are a problem that can NOT be solved by ordinary
human reasoning! Notice how the more you think about that annoying ring
in your ears, the louder it gets? Aha! But a solution exists, of course.
That solution, you see, is the Fossil Pigs.
The Fossil Pigs are a small band of prehistoric, petrified, stone
cold dead pig remains. They're mostly skeletal; a few still have a rotting eyeball or a bit of bristly tail left. They were laid into the ground long, long ago, before our birth. The WHY is not important here; the fact is
that they have now resurfaced to aid us, the mortal victims of their arch-enemies, the Screaming Lifeforms. If properly called upon, our
friends the Fossil Pigs will rise up in holy wrath, and send their spectral minions, the Evil Twin Bunnies, to our rescue.
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