Rip Chuck Norris!

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Rip Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris was invited into the zoo to see their tiger. He went into
the cage with it, approaching slowly. He heard a low growl. The
zookeeper said to back away slowly, not turning his back.

The tiger did just that.

(Chuck told that joke himself)






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Re: Re: rip chuck norris
By: Denn to poindexter FORTRAN on Sat Mar 21 2026 06:26 pm

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

Nightfox

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Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks
to beer (easter pun)


On 3/22/26 4:59 PM, in article 69C05849.39106.dove_entertai@digitaldistortionbbs.com, "Nightfox (VERT/DIGDIST)" <VERT/DIGDIST!Nightfox@45.79.37.227> wrote:

Re: Re: rip chuck norris
By: Denn to poindexter FORTRAN on Sat Mar 21 2026 06:26 pm

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

Nightfox

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Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks to beer (easter pun)

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

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Snes1423 wrote to Nightfox <=-

Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks to beer (easter pun)

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 3 days in unthinkable agony, the cobra
died.




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Re: Re: rip chuck norris
By: poindexter FORTRAN to Snes1423 on Mon Apr 06 2026 07:37 am

A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 3 da > in unthinkable agony, the cobra
died.

Ah, that's the one they went with in
Expendables 2. There were so many
better ones but hey, I wasn't
complaining in the theater. Shame we
didn't get more actual Chuck Norris
screen time.


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Re: Re: rip chuck norris
By: poindexter FORTRAN to Snes1423 on Mon Apr 06 2026 07:37 am

Snes1423 wrote to Nightfox <=-

Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks to beer (easter pun)

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 3 days in unthinkable agony, the cobra
died.

... Make a blank valuable by putting it in an exquisite frame

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Re: Re: rip chuck norris
By: Boraxman to poindexter FORTRAN on Tue Apr 07 2026 10:45 pm

Re: Re: rip chuck norris
By: poindexter FORTRAN to Snes1423 on Mon Apr 06 2026 07:37 am

Snes1423 wrote to Nightfox <=-

Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks to beer (easter pun)

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 3 days in unthinkable agony, the cobra died.

... Make a blank valuable by putting it in an exquisite frame

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

I hear Chuck Norris is home, recovering well fom his recent death.

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